Staying near Toronto but fancy a trip to experience Mississauga’s strip club experience?
Mississauga, situated just outside of Toronto, is the largest suburb of any Anglo-American city with a population of almost ¾ million people. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander and, just as Toronto’s adult entertainment industry is booming, Mississauga has its fair share of strip clubs.
In this guide, we’ll give you a run down of Mississauga’s best strip clubs and some information about where to find them as well as what to expect.
Mississauga Clubs for The Guys
Pure Gold Gentleman’s Club
2630 Windsor Drive, Mississauga, ON L5J 1K7
Tel: 905 822 1525
Offering fully nude dancers with full friction thrown in, Pure Gold Gentleman’s Club also holds, that’s right, a full liquor license. Most of the action takes place on the main stage, around the main bar with separate VIP rooms and a VIP floor for those willing to part with a couple of hundred bucks.
A five song lap dance will cost you close to $100 on top of the cover charge. On the upside, beer is reasonably priced and the dancers aren’t bad looking. There are a mix of reviews for the club ranging from the usual complaints about not getting enough time on a lapdance to being ejected for not being able to prove ID as well as some genuinely complimentary reviews. It doesn’t get real busy during the day, especially midweek despite offers like 2 for 1 on lap dances before 5pm. Best to hit the club of an evening.
The Pure Gold Gentleman’s Club is open daily from 11.30am to 2am.
Pure Gold has many VIP rooms in which to enjoy private dances. Image via website.
Diamond’s Cabaret Club
1820 Dundas St E, Mississauga, ON L4X 1L8
Tel: 905 270 9985
The girls here attract mixed reviews from punters ranging for the usual overcharging to staff being slow and rude. Reading between the lines, the club is understaffed when it’s busy and there are always strippers prepared to try their luck with customers who’ve had a couple to drink. The advice is the same whatever establishment you go to, be confident when you ask for a dance and get a price upfront.
Paying $45 for a three-minute dance is not cool and shouldn’t be accepted. Expect to be charged around $20 for a 3-4 minute dance.
Best time to go is on a Monday to witness the popular ‘Amateur Night’. Anyone is welcome to enter and with a cash prize of $500 on offer it attracts a lot of entrants. Plus, there is no cover charge all night.
The Diamond’s Cabaret Club is open seven days a week from midday to 2am.
Million Dollar Restaurant
7222 Torbram Rd, Mississauga, ON L4T 3X2
Tel: 905 673 2795
The Million Dollar Restaurant has a patchy reputation of late earning quite a few bad reviews recently for the attitude of both staff and dancers. There has also been quite a lot of reviews suggesting that prices are too high and that the venue is ill-maintained and dirty. Whilst many of these could be bad reviews from disgruntled customers, there are enough to make you think twice about spending money here.
The club also doesn’t run a website and is less than forthcoming with information about prices and facilities. We’d love to know what your experience has been if you can give us an update but otherwise, the signs don’t look promising.
The club is open seven days a week from 11.30am until 2am, except on Sundays when the club opens at 3.30pm.
Plenty of parking outside. The Million Dollar Strip Club. Image via Google Earth.
Midway Invader
M9C 2B7, 6809 Invader Crescent, Mississauga, ON L5T 2B
Tel: 905 565 8004
The Midway Invader doesn’t have an online presence to be able to give you very much information but we understand that it doesn’t have the best of reputations locally. Other than the fact it’s open Monday to Saturday from midday to 3am, we can’t tell you much more about the club. If you’ve been before and want to share your experience then feel free to leave some feedback for others.
The New Locomotion
2325 Matheson Blvd E, Mississauga, ON L4W 5B3
Tel: 905 625 2542
Situated just a few minutes drive from Toronto airport, the New Locomotion offers an all round bar, diner and strip experience. Dancers perform the usual kind of routines but have a good reputation locally for being fair with their prices and generous with their ‘extras’.
The menu is good for food and you can catch a game on any of their big screen TV’s. A welcoming and relaxed place, the New Locomotion is a reasonably priced strip club with all the extras you’d expect, without the pretentious feel of one purporting to be a high-end gentleman’s club.
The club is open seven days a week from midday until 2am, except on Sundays when the club opens at 4pm.
A friendly strip club a few minutes drive from the airport. The New Locomotion. Image via website.
Airport Strip Club
7040 Torbram Rd, Mississauga, ON L4T 3Z4
Tel: 905 677 3798
http://www.airportstripclub.com/
The Airport Strip Club is, perhaps unsurprisingly, located right next to the Toronto Pearson Airport. It’s a venue that’s been running for over 25 years and has built a following of regulars who enjoy the location, the atmosphere and the dancers. Reviews are varied but the club still seems to attract a good audience. They serve food from site and can cater for large parties for birthdays, bucks and hens as well as corporate entertainment.
Opening hours are daily from 11.30am to 2am, except Sundays when the club opens at 5pm.
Clubs for the Ladies
Hey, Canada is an egalitarian place and Mississauga thinks so too. Here’s the listings for any all male revues for the girls, and any curious guys looking to see what the competition is like…. or just to admire.
Lion’s Cage
1820 Dundas St E, Mississauga, ON L4X 1L8
Tel: 647 778 7144
Situated next door to the Diamond Cabaret Club, Lion’s cage is an all male show. The club is only open on Friday and Saturday nights with doors opening at 9.00pm for a 9.45pm show start. The cover charge is $10 or you can get in for free if you are celebrating a birthday or getting married (you’ll need proof). The action goes on until around 2am.
The venue is couple friendly and is a popular place for all kinds of parties, events and celebrations. With four VIP areas, the venue is well set-up to cater for groups of all sizes.
Klub Kave
2847 Lake Shore Blvd W, Etobicoke, ON M8V 1H8
Tel: 416 251 5283
Though strictly speaking, Klub Kave falls into the Etobicoke area, this excellent all male revue act is just on the borders of Mississauga’s city limits. Open on Friday and Saturday nights only from 8.30pm to 2.00am, the shows are very popular with female only audiences. The cover charge is $20 though there are discounts for bottle service packages and large groups.
